10 Things I Hate About America
1. They call themselves home of the free and the brave. But they take away so many innocent rights like freedom of marriage, freedom of PETS etc. You can't even have a ferret! And please explain to me how jumping into someone elses fight and making them want to kill your own people is brave? Stupid is a better term to use.
2. They punish people for doing drugs instead of the crime the drugs made them commit. You should make the crime itself illegal not the drug.
3. They always need to feel supperior by bashing other peoples countries. Have you seen the viking episode of "Spongbob Squarepants"? How about the harry potter stereotyped english boy in "Fanboy & Chumchum"? Oh and the Norwegian farm boy in "Ed, Ed, & Eddie"? That was so mature *she says sarcastically*.
4. They teach their kids that the Americans were smart to start the war known as "The American Revolution". The war was started over pointless taxes that most Americans could EASILY pay. And then